Kinky Banana AutorHey Bitches,
You know those moments of your life when you wish you had magic powers ? ?
Like the night when you were in that club, drunk ? Very drunk ??
But like verrrry drunk ???????????
And you meet your ex-boyfriend, and you start to say with a smelly breath ? and
red eyed smile, I MISS YOU (even if it’s not fucking true)
and he answers you : well it’s not gonna happen again…?
(This is a totally fictive story ? ! I had never ever behaved like this, of course… )
Well, that very moment, you really wish you could turn into one of the Halliwell
Sisters
(Not Geri !! That’s the slutty british cousin) , I mean the Halliwell Sister from
“Charmed”) to get that magic spell to change it all ?

I lived that kind of moment a few days ago when I realized we were in October! ?
Ok, October is about the wonderful Oktoberfests, beers ? sausages ? and
watersports ? (YEAAAAH I know why you love beer so much)

But October is also a very special moment of the year, a spiritual and magic time,
all around the world :
From Halloween ? to El dia de los muertos ? we are celebrating this very
unique night where two worlds are co-living.
Life ? Death, Real and Magic, sluttyness 2 and ? glamorous, Madonna and
Lady Gaga (ho no sorry I went to far, this is not possible).

So yes, I could tell you about the best naughty costumes you could wear for
halloween ? but I want to share something even more special ? … and I’m not
talking some ? pictures I did, but:

? KINKY MAGIC SPELLS ?
I worked hard and deep to give you « la crème de la crème » of the most secret
sexual witchcraft.
Went from the Akodessewa voodoo market ? to Salem forest, to give you those
precious tips.
If you are ? heart broken, a serial ? fucker who need a little help, or just a
spiritual piglet ?
I choose two easy spells because your are beginners < to enchant your nights
with esoteric kinkiness:

HORNY ? LOVE ? SPELL :
This my first love spell it worked for me though you will have to wait 3-4 days for it
to work.

You will need the following items for this spell: ?
• 1 red candle.
• quiet
• sitting on the floor crossed legs.
• night time. ?
• closed door

sit on the floor crossed legs and candle in front of you. Light the candle ? and
say this spell 4-5 times during the night. ?
“Sex is what I want, love is what I need so let me have sex with (persons name
you want you) so mote it be »
say this spell 4-5 time before you go to bed ? first you and the person you want
to have a relationship with will have dreams ? of each other ? ? ?

side effects: ‼
*seeing things (email me what you see during the night)
*feverish ?
*bruises on your arms neck thighs and shoulders (something like hickeys but more
weirder)
*horny (Is that really a problem?)

PASSION AT YOUR DOOR : ?
« I got hot sauce in my bag, swag »
Hot pepper can get things moving, and is used in lots of different Voodoo spells.
???

You will need the following items for this spell:
• 3 drops hot pepper sauce
• 3 drops lavender oil
• Whole peppercorns
• Orris root pieces
• Rosemary
• 3 cups of rain water ☔

Pour everything together in a bowl and stir it around. Think about the heat of the
peppers, and the ? passion you want to bring into your life.
Sprinkle the water around on your front doorstep, with your N fingers. Not just the
step, but flick your fingers to spray a bit on the frame and walkway as well. You
don’t necessarily have to use all the water, but don’t be stingy with it either. It
needs to be sprayed around, not just poured out.
When you are done, make sure to wash your hands. Even a little hot pepper
sauce in the ? eyes or on the dick ? will hurt.

Well bitches, or should I say witches Q , as usual I can’t wait to read your
comments, watch pictures and videos ? !!!
But remember ? this halloween ??? no matter you are dress as a wolf with
a big tail, a welcoming vampire, or a zombi,
all you need to save you from a monster situation is W « a kind of magic » ✨?

Get a Boner, be Kinky

Kinky Banana ?

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