Hoooo Guys, I hate November! What a depressing time, everything looks sooooo sad in November. 😭

Nothing to enjoy but Grey : Grey sky, Grey’s anatomy, and Earl grey…

I was down at the café ☕ this morning, cold and desperate, watching the rain, and god knows « i can’t stand the rain against my windows » 🌧 but,
suddenly, i started to feel that chill in the air, my head started looking down and my heart starts heating up 🔥

I was about to call my mom, and 💥 BOOM!, this guy in grey sweatpants made me spill my morning tee and almost drop my phone📱
I was finally embraced by the November heat wave… boys, I had the greatest news of all 💗 Grey sweatpants season is open!

Ok I know, I’m a Kinky Banana 🍌 I’m a perv, and I really try to control myself, but wow!
I love Grey sweatpants season, it’s a big secret turn on (keep in secret bitches) 📢
This vision was paradisal: The movement of his 🍆 bouncing like Savannah springboks jumps of joy, The shape of his 🍑, perfectly round, alike the Boho’s island Chocolat hills (even this 🍫name is magic), it felt like heaven.

I was in love…again ❤

Then i realized that i was not the only one:
This cougar mum 👩🏼 or MILF, call it whatever you want, with her stupid « Non fat almond milk pumpkin chai latte » was watching too !!! And I can tell you she enjoyed it as much as I was 👁👄👅💅🏻! And wait, this GrandPa 👴🏾 was watching too, and that 💁🏻 girl on the front, even this dog 🐩 was watching ????

Did everybody get this fantasy too? I couldn’t believe it and so I left.

Back home, thinking about all that, I decided to make a test to be sure if people were watching grey sweatpants or if it was the fruit of my imagination. 🃏

„I’m going out commando with grey sweatpants“

14h05
Going out – Grey weather but Gre“y’’t look – I’m ready to investigate. 🕵🏻

14h06
Meeting my gay 👬 couple neighbors.
The time is freezing, like in a western movie.
Like the first shot, I say « hey ». 🔫
I can tell they try to stay focus, but like two Siamese 🐈🐈 their heads get down then up, and with a nice smile, in unison, reply with a « hey » they looked!

14h10
Walking down the street, music on my hears, cigarette 🚬 and big bad wolf 🐺 eyes thinking „if I look dangerous, they won’t dare to watch“
What a joke, the first group of teenagers stops me. 👯 Girls, sitting outside, « ghetto style » . One of them ask me:
« Sir (really ?? sir ?? I could be your big brother or cousin, but sir ??) You got a … ». She stops. ⏳
3 second of silence, then a smile, « sorry, you got a… Cigarette for me ? » 😍
She is cruising at me, and she is definitively watching my dick print ! I run away. 🏃🏻

15h45
On the street – i can feel the power of attraction, not for me, but for my pants.
Inconfortable eyes 👀 or greedy ones 😛, they are watching, but worst, i’m feeling followed.

17h37
I stop in front of this windows, there’s a group of people in a room.
Some men got grey sweatpants, they look trapped! ⛓
The others are watching me, the older 🙋🏻 woman, make a sign to me to come in.
I’m getting scared, what is happening here …
I’m ready to know more about in, I almost get in when I realize it’s just a prenatal yoga class. 👶🏼 I calm down and leave.

18h
Back home, I check on internet, if grey sweatpants are a thing, I would find something on the internet for sure 🔮

18h26
THE SHOCK ❗
On Twitter, instagram, Facebook, Tumblr, The hastag #greysweatpants created a community of watchers 🌐
I love with this new #meatvision trend but I feel the conspiracy 👁‍🗨
The grey Sweatpants is something from above, probably controlled by the 🕶 governments and send by Alien 👽 to brainwash us.
It’s too good to be true !

18h35 🙌🏽
Justin Theroux is named God of this Religion, and I become a preacher 🗣

So my sons, became a member of this new church 🙏🏼 glory the fifty shades of grey’s sweat pants, enjoy November as a new season full of bulges and butts. Send me your 💌 and 📸, let’s spray the world, this message from the futur : GREY SWEATPANTS IS KINKY LOVE 💖

Be Kinky, Get a Boner

Mann mit Waffe

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